F-U Two Tone
$219.00
Specifications:
- Size: 40mm
- Case: 316L Stainless Steel / Gold IPG Plating
- Bracelet: 316L Stainless Steel / Gold IPG Plating
- Movement: Miyota Quartz Movement
- Waterproof: 3ATM
We send the watch fitted to a big wrist, so that everyone can size it to fit them.
To remove links, there are two options:
- Any watch/jewelry store can size a watch for very cheap (sometimes even free!).
- Link removal tools can be purchased online for a few dollars, and the process is super simple
We are committed to ensuring that you are fully satisfied with your purchase. For that reason, every single watch goes through multiple stages of quality control—all the way from the factory to the shipping stage.
If for some reason there is an issue with the watch you receive, reach out and we will take care of it.
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Metalic Sunburst Dial
A unique take on dial reflections
Brushed and Polished Finishing Combination
For stark contrasts that create a natural shine
316L Steel Case and Bracelet
For comfort and durability
THE LETTERING
The message is hand-drawn, not typeset. Each letter was sketched, redrawn, and refined until it carried the energy of something scrawled in the moment—then reproduced in raised print against a silver sunburst base. The tension is the point: a finish borrowed from formal dress watches, interrupted by two words no formal dress watch would ever say.
We considered softening it. We decided not to.
THE FLUTED BEZEL
The fluted bezel is horology's most recognizable formality, a detail that has signaled "serious watch" for the better part of a century. Ours is machined and polished to the same standard: crisp facets, mirror finish, light breaking evenly across every ridge.
Putting the most polite bezel in watchmaking around the least polite dial wasn't an accident. It's the whole idea, in one glance.
THE BRACELET
Semi-circular three-piece links, individually finished and assembled; we chose the dressiest bracelet architecture there is, built for boardrooms and ballrooms. It drapes rather than hangs, following the wrist in one continuous line.
We kept every bit of its formality. What it's attached to is your business.
"I have never seen a watch like this in my life"
-Everyone
Made for those who simply don't give a f***.